June 2012
long walks on the beach are dumb
pretty sure “bluntly stated lighthearted nerdy ukulele songs” is my favorite genre
japaneseanimes:
ｄａｄ ｗｈｙ ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ ａｎｙｏｎｅ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｍｙ ｐｏｓｔｓ ａｒｅ ｆｕｎｎｙ？ ：／
ｉ＇ｍ ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｎｎｙ ｔｅｘｔ？ ｄａｄ？
badgermoles:
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
jimmysnovak:
disneyforeverlives:
foreveryoungforeverfun:
shavingryansprivates:
when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
or the title of a tv show in an episode
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beifongoutlaw:
suckmyphallus:
ITS BACK.
gayundertones:
urietarded:
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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Watchagirlnamedally:
PERKS TRAILER PERKS TRAILER PERKS TRAILER
I’m wetting myself with excitement.
“I walked over to the hill where we used to go and sled. There were a lot of...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via awkweirdness)
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THE TRAILER IS GREAT
aang should have just been a sperm donor
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Josh Hutcherson & Elizabeth Banks at the MTV Movie...
Interveiwer: If you had to save someone part of the Hunger Games (Jennifer, Lenny, Alexander, Woody, etc) who would you pick?
Elizabeth: Ummm, I think I would save Jen.|
Josh: Yeah I would save Jen. She's the most valuable to the series and it wouldn't be the same without her. So yeah, I'd save Jen.
Elizabeth: I would love to be the saviour of Katniss.
Josh: *giggles* yeah, me too. *smiles*
jerzytron:
Moi Je Joue - Brigitte Bardot
How to spell Canada
C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?
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Watchbryankonietzko:
An oldie, but goodie… We made this silly little video for the Avatar panel at the 2008 San Diego Comic Con. It occurred to me that the only versions out there on YouTube were videotaped from the crowd, so I thought I’d post a clean version here (if one can refer to this as “clean”).
Now, I don’t want to cast aspersions or hurt any feelings, but for some of you I feel the need to...
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CRUSHES ARE STUPID AND LIKING PEOPLE IS STUPID AND FEELINGS ARE STUPID
there are 13 days left of school
im confused
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used-to-be-alright:
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
jeszing:
at what age are you supposed to delete your blog
classof1969:
teacher: you will be assorted into groups
me: oh ok
and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
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justanerdfighterlife:
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
i really never understood the difference between big time rush songs and one direction songs